friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Relevant
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
TOMORROW, please help
Final examination. If I’ll make it, I’ll never have to deal with that high school crap again. But I really need some help!! If you guys love me just a bit.. please wish me luck!! LOADS OF IT also if you know how I could possibly sell my soul to the devil for making it! don’t hesitate to tell me how to do it!! I mean really! where the hell is Crowley when you need him!
yazzdonut: can we skip school and university and go to the part where i become hokage
i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me: